Funny Bamboo Cutting Board Engraved with - Who Fired The Maid? - for Farmhouse Decor, Makes A Great Gift

Hilarious engraved Cutting/Charcuterie Boards – These make a great gift for all occasions – weddings, real estate closings, new homes or if you just want to add a touch of farmhouse décor to your kitchen. Load them up with meat and cheese while you enjoy a glass of wine with friends, or simply put them on display to showcase their unique look.


• Made from sustainable bamboo and sealed with a food safe oil
•Because bamboo is a grass and not wood, color can vary from light brown to dark brown
• Laser engraved
• 2 sizes available - 13" x 9" and 11" x 8" (handle included in the length shown) and are .5 inch thick
• Care instructions come with each piece
• Boards will ship with tracking via USPS or UPS from CT (shipping service depends on location)

What NOT to do with these boards:

• Do not chop or cut on the engraving - use the back side
• Do not scrub these when wiping down or the engraving could fade
• Do not soak or put in the dishwasher
• Do not let deep pigment foods sit directly on the board or it could stain the bamboo (i.e., strawberries blueberries etc.)

Engraving Information:

• We use commercial laser engravers to carefully burn the design into the board. Each piece of bamboo is different and can react differently to the burn based on many factors. Some parts can engrave darker than others. Some people love the natural beauty of the engrave, if you are looking for a more uniform engrave, please message me for pricing on maple or walnut boards.
• We recommend these for decorative purposes.
• As with any porous material, food usage is at your own risk on the engraved side. I recommend using the back unengraved side or wrapping board in a layer of saran before laying out your spread.

Custom orders are welcome, please contact me if you want a different color/ size etc.

Any questions please feel free to ask.

Free shipping on all orders over $35.

Thank you for stopping by at Brady's Bricks Custom Laser Designs!